Be strong honey. I love you, too!

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A man breaks into a house to look for money and  guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of  bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed,  the convict gets on top of her,
kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into  the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:  
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's  probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.
I saw  how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
complain...
Do  whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.  
This guy is obviously very dangerous.
If he gets angry, he'll kill us  both. Be strong, honey I love you!"

Be-strong


His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing  my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, thinks  you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.
I told him it was in the  bathroom. Be strong honey.  I love you,  too!"