Kids Jokes
Good Evening everyone. How are you gettting on? Someone was working hard all day long. Today I've some "Kids Jokes" for all of you. Please enjoy :)
Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they'd break!
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q. What kind of ship never sinks?
A. Friendship!
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Father: Why don't you get yourself a job?
Son: Why?
Father: So you could earn some money.
Son: Why?
Father: So you could put some money in a bank and earn interest.
Son: Why?
Father: So that when you're old you can use the money in your account...and you would never have to work again.
Son: I'm not working now.
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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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ความเห็น (1)
the last one is very funny kha.
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