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                                          JOKES

1)This is great! Enjoy this terrific confusion.Conversation of William Knott and Mr. Watt.

> >> > "Who's calling?"

> >> > "Watt."

> >> > "What is your name, please?"

> >> > "Watt's my name."

> >> > "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"

> >> > "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

> A long pause, and then from Watt,

> >> > "Is this James Brown?"

> >> > "No, this is Knott."

> >> > "Please tell me your name."

> >> > "Will Knott."

> >> > "Why not?"

> >> > "Huh? What do you mean why not?"

> >> > "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"

> >> > "But I told you my name!"

> >> > "Didn't you say you will not?"

> >> > "Not not, Knott, Will Knott!"

> >> > "That's what I mean."

> >> > "So you know my name."

> >> > "Of course not!"

> >> > "Good. So now, what is yours?"

> >> > "Watt. Yours?"

> >> > "Your name!"

> >> > "Watt's my name."

> >> > "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"

> >> > "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."

> >> > "You have been patient, what about me? I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet."

> >> > "Of course not!"

> >> > "See, you even know my name!"

> >> > "Of course not!"

> >> > "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"

> >> > "Because I don't."

>Pause,

> >> > "What is your name?"

> >> > "See, you know my name!"

> >> > "Of course not!"

> >> > "Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?"

> >> > "To find out your name!"

> >> > "But you already know it!"

> >> > "What?"

> >> > "See...

> >> > "...And you know mine!"

> >> > "Of course not!"

> >> > "Exactly!"

>NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.

> >> > "Listen, listen, if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?"

> >> > "Watt's my name."

> >> > "No, no, give me only one word."

> >> > "Watt"

> >> > "Your name!"

> >> > "Right!"

>Pause before it hits him,

> >> > "Oh, Wright!"

> >> > "Yeah!"

> >> > "So why didn't you say it before?"

> >> > "I told you so many times!"

> >> > "You never said Wright before..."

> >> > "Of course I did."

> >> > "Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"

> >> > "I do not."

> >> > "Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."

> >> > "I do not!"

> >> > "Good!"

>Pause before it hits him,

> >> > "Oh, Guud!"

> >> > "Good."

> >> > "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"

> >> > "No, it's Knott!"

> >> > "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now, Guud."

> >> > "Yes, Wright."

>NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL.

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