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Letter of Recommendation:  

Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 

hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 

wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never 

thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always 

finishes given assignments on time.  Often Bob takes extended 

measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee 

breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no 

vanity in spite of his accomplishments and profound 

knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be

classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be 

sent away as soon as possible.  

Project Leader 

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A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

THAT STUPID IDIOT WAS READING OVER MY SHOULDER WHEN I  WROTE THE REPORT SENT TO YOU EARLIER TODAY.

KINDLY READ EVERY SECOND LINE (IE. 1,3,5,7,9...) FOR MY TRUE ASSESSMENT OF HIM. 

REGARDS. 

Project Leader 

</font></span><p> </p><p align="center">Letter of Recommendation:         </p><p></p><p>Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found </p><p>hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without </p><p>wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never </p><p>thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always </p><p>finishes given assignments on time.  Often Bob takes extended </p><p>measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee </p><p>breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no </p><p>vanity in spite of his accomplishments and profound </p><p>knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be </p><p>classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be </p><p>dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be </p><p>promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be </p><p>sent away as soon as possible.  </p><p></p><p></p><p>Project Leader </p>