Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Sam: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Sam: No hair, sir.
Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with "I".Sam: I is .....
Teacher: No, Sam, always say "I am ..."
Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26 alphabets."
Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the other, what would I have?
Sam: Big Hands!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to teach you anything!
Sam: That's why I say she's no good!
Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.
Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.
Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear. So what did she say when you told her you're the only child, my dear?
Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'
Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?
Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
Sam: Your name on my report card.
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