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Customer  : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter    : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.

 


Customer  : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter    : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer  : No, I can't.

 Waiter    : Then does it really matter?


Customer  : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter    : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.


Customer  : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter    :  That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.


  <p>Customer  : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.</p><p>Waiter    :  So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?</p><p> </p><hr>  <p>Customer  : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?</p><p> Waiter    : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.</p><p></p><hr>  <p>Customer  : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.</p><p>Waiter : Funny?  But why aren't you laughing?</p><hr><p></p><p>Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?</p><p>Father : No. Why do you ask that?</p><p>Son  : Well, where did you get mummy then? </p><hr>  <p>Lady : Is this my train?</p><p>Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.</p><p>Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.</p><p>Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.</p><hr><p> </p><p>Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?</p><p>Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.</p><p> </p><hr>  <p>Wife : Do you want dinner?</p><p>Husband   : Sure, what are my choices?</p><p>Wife  : Yes and no.</p><p></p><hr>  <p>The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"</p><p>"Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?" </p><p> </p><p> </p>