Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone.
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
<p>Customer : Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup.</p><p>Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?</p><p> </p><hr> <p>Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?</p><p> Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.</p><p></p><hr> <p>Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.</p><p>Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?</p><hr><p></p><p>Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?</p><p>Father : No. Why do you ask that?</p><p>Son : Well, where did you get mummy then? </p><hr> <p>Lady : Is this my train?</p><p>Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.</p><p>Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.</p><p>Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.</p><hr><p> </p><p>Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?</p><p>Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.</p><p> </p><hr> <p>Wife : Do you want dinner?</p><p>Husband : Sure, what are my choices?</p><p>Wife : Yes and no.</p><p></p><hr> <p>The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?"</p><p>"Sure," replied her lover "What's your phone number?" </p><p> </p><p> </p>
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