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ELEMENT:	Female
SYMBOL:	Wo
DISCOVERY:	Adam
ATOMIC MASS:	Normally 50 kilos, but known to vary from 40 to 150
OCCURANCE:	Largely clustered around urban areas, particulary those with easy access to shopping malls.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:	Surface usually covered with painted film. Boils over at nothing, freezes without reason. Melts if given special treatment. Bitter if incorrectly used. Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore. Yields to pressure applied to correct points.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:	Has great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and specious stones. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. May explode spontaneously if left alone with a male. Insoluble in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. Most powerful money - reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:	Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a great aid to relaxation.
TEST:	Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HARZARDS:	Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Illegal to possess more than one.

 

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