Teacher: Where is your  homework?

Pupil :      I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

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 Q:  What is a math teacher's favorite sum ?

 A:   Summer!

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Pupil:      I don't think I deserved zero on this test!

Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!

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Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'

Craig:      'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'

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Teacher:   Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?

Pupil:        Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other 

                  so I am trying to keep them it all in!


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