Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil : I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school.
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Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum ?
A: Summer!
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test!
Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Teacher: ‘Craig, you know you can't sleep in my class.'
Craig: 'I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.'
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Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection?
Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other
so I am trying to keep them it all in!
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first cat : Meaw ))
second cat : Meaw meaw))))
first cat : :-( Dont change the subject!
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