Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.