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You know how they say a boat is referred to as "She" and classified as female?

Well, I believe everything in this world actually does have a gender. And here are some of them: 




SHOES are male, because they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out. 
<p> </p><p>PHOTOCOPIERS are female, because once turned off, they take a while to warm up. </p><p></p><p>TYRES are male, because they go bald and are often over-inflated. 
</p><p></p><p>HOT AIR BALLOONS are male, because to get them to go anywhere you have to light a fire under them and, of course, there's the hot air part. 
</p><p></p><p>SPONGES are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. 
</p><p></p><p>THE SUBWAY is male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. 
</p><p> </p><p>AN HOURGLASS is female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom. </p><p></p><p>HAMMERS are male, because they haven't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but they are handy to have around. </p><p></p><p>A REMOTE CONTROL is female ... Ha! You thought it would be "male". </p><p>But consider this: it gives men pleasure, they'd be lost without it, and while they don't always know the right buttons to push, they keep on trying. </p><hr><p> </p>