School :  A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die  Rich.

Nurse :   A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage :  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her  masters.

Divorce :  Future tense of Marriage.

    These have been collected from my mail box and it's not clear where they are from !
        
              There are many more if you say YES !