Thank you kha Doctor Temsak,
Feel so special to be a left handed person (but a few people knows I am lefty because I write with my right hand). Here's a joke about left-handed people...
A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?""After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."
"If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?""We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house," the husband asks, "would he sleep in our bed?""Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess he would."
"If I died and you remarried, and he lived in this house and slept in our bed, would he use my golf clubs?""Oh, no!" the wife replies. "He's left-handed!"....