Five Surgeons

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Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, "You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and there are only two moving parts, the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable."

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However, I like conductors the most.  You see,  they organize and restore only those benefit for their whole body and discard all waste items already. If they go to see you, it means that they want only your microscopy to find the very fine piece of the waste.  The operation is short but challenging.

 

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[Bluebonnet]

Deep .... deep .... a surgical knife deep ....

Hope the surgeons won't get sued for libel .. but then again .. since politicians don't have spines .. they don't count *laughing track*

[Sasinand]

 A politician is a person who  actively engaged in conducting the business of a government.

Sometimes we don't like them,but we do have to have them.

[Conductor]

Necessary evil is in fact an evil rather than a necessity.